My Ao3 Profile

Stefanyeah(main)/Kelaino

I’m quite okay with violence and guts and blood splattered all over the interior. However, I don’t want my requested characters to get out of the whole ordeal broken or even seriously hurt. I’m also still trying to pinpoint the line between YAY! GORE! and EEEK! TOO REALISTIC! *faints* So, if you want to add violence, it’s safer to go absolutely Evil Dead 2-meets-Tarantino-over-the-top.

The Champion Edition (Asterius/Zagreus — Theseus/Zagreus — Asterius/Theseus/Zagreus)

There’s not enough Asterius/Zagreus around yet. Fact. I want all of it, the porny, the cute, the wholesome. Just allow me to court the big bull, please.

But how could Theseus fit into this? How would he react to see his beloved Asterius together with that evil, evil hellspawn? Would Theseus and Zagreus compete for Asterius’s attention? I also imagine even Asterius sometimes rolls his eyes over Theseus’ ongoing bravado and reality ignorance. Does Asterius get annoyed by his lovers’ ongoing bickering and take some get-along measures?

If you’re wondering if to give Asterius a human or bull dick, I’m really very on board with either. The same applies if you’re wondering about hooves or feet on the bull man.

As for Zag and Theseus on their own, there’s just something about this „I hate you so much I need to fuck you and hate every minute of touching and submitting to you let’s do this again soon don’t make me beg I beg of you please“ dynamic between them, that has turned them into one of my current favourite pairings.

If you can utilise that stupid bloody golden mask as well, please do.

The Ghostly Edition (The Good Shade)

Who are they? Who were they in life? What changed for them when seeing Zagreus fight those Champions again and again? What are their feelings on seeing our little Godling fail again and again. So many character study material our Good Shade offers.

The Canonical Pairings (Megaera/Zagreus — Megaera/Thanatos/Zagreus)

There’s is an interesting dynamic. It’s rather obvious by those ominous whip noises in the fade to black scenes what transpires between Meg and Zag and I’m here to see those black gaps filled with intense and joyous BDSM explorations.

But which role plays Than in all of this? Especially in the threesome scene, it’d be interesting to see what aspect he brings into their trysts.

Also, if you’ve got some headcanons about that what’s hiding under that gauntlet of Than’s or if you’re itching to see what Than’s chains could be used for in the bedroom, I’m here for that, too. ;)

The Asphodel Edition (Zagreus & Lernie)

Will Zagreus finally befriend the Bone Hydra? Does Zagreus ask around the House for advise only to fail spectacularly once again? What are Lernie's feelings on having to try and stop that bothersome prince again and again? Maybe all that's needed for their friendship to blossom is a neck massage for the bony snake.

Ares/Zagreus

What could go possibly wrong if we have the bloodthirsty God of War and the happily masochistic God of Blood who’s also quite used to dying? (I am not expecting you to go to extremes if you want to create for this pairing. You easily could, but you could also just have cuddles and tooth-rottingly sweet interactions.)

Chaos/Zagreus

I love Chaos’ design and their ambiguity. I’m not sure how to ship them, but my mind really wants to ship them somehow. Their body also gives a lot options for eldritch-y experiments.

Player Character

No ending spoilers, please. I don’t know how far I’ll have progressed by the time the of revelations.

I think this game lends itself to art most easily. But really, if you want to write about epic fights against Worldeaters with your trusty pew-pews, I’ll have nothing but mad respect. What did the player character do between their childhood and the events of the game? Manuals on how to build your weapon or armour sound fun, too.

As for the player character, go nuts with mutations, epic fights or just scarce moments of peace. A game mechanic that would have been interesting to see, would have been the player character actually changing when you add points to the skills.

The Vanguardsman and the Seeker (Aloy /& Erend)

I would have loved doing more quests alongside Erend. Their friendship/relationship deserves more exploration, imo.

And seeing him pop up in the previews for Horizon:Forbidden West is just delightful. More Erend content!

The Spy and the Seeker (Vanasha & Aloy)

Charming, elusive Vanasha. Now what shenanigans would she and Aloy get up to together?

Fandom-Specific Spoiler DNW

Please no spoilers beyond the Coup. I got to the point of Kurt storming the throne room, realised I had followed the wrong main quest and hurriedly went into an earlier safe file and only then met Aphra. So I’m now following anything in between meeting her and the coup.

Female de Sardet/Siora/Vasco

I’m still cross at the game for forcing me to decide between romancing Siora or Vasco. So far, I’ve friendzoned the sexy pirate in favour of eventually being able to at some point romance the fierce warrior princess.

If you’re inspired to do a fix it for the Panacea and Tierna Harh Cadachta quest line in which de Sardet doesn’t kill the guardian, be my very welcome guest. I really didn’t want to kill that poor thing. In a similar way, I'd rather not just stand by and watch the guardian that's burnt when meeting Inquisitor Aloysius…

Male de Sardet/Vasco

The Enemies of Pottery (Zagreus /& Link)

I'm very delighted that with the first BotW trailer this crossover seems to have gained popularity after all.

Let them smash their way through the urns of the underworld in a competition for those beautiful obols and gems. This idea amuses me to now end!

Zagreus /& Pit — Zagreus /& Dark Pit

It's been so long since I've player Kid Icarus:Uprising, I might actually have forgotten most of it already.

But as both fandoms stem from the same source, combining them seems most logical.